Barkerian Confession

1. I have come to believe that I am constantly eager to promote myself above those around me, and that Christ is the only source of downward mobility.

2. I have come to believe that I am truly beautiful, regardless of my weight, age, or momentary attitude.

3. I have come to believe that I am extremely susceptible to great amounts of folly from my own heart.

4. I have come to believe that prayer works and that I am foolish for not praying more often.